A complete turd. The end.
No really it is a complete turd. The fantasy parody genre has been done to death and the majority of the time it's shit. There are really only 2 good fantasy comedies that are out there. The Princess Bride and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Both are amazing movies and Your Highness is basically pissing all over them.
The story is shit, the effects are shit and the acting is shit.
There is not one laugh to be had in this horrible movie. I have never stopped watching a movie half way through before but I almost did with this. I hadn't even seen Portman at this stage either. but alas I stuck to my guns and watched the remaining hour and regretted every minute of it.
Why would I watch some a shit house movie? I really don't know. I had hoped that it would be a brainless movie with a few laughs along the way but I didn't laugh once. 2/10. That is being generous but it did have boobs in it and smoking hot Portman and Deschanel.
|Not even this shot could save the film.|