Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Garbage Dump: Terrible Movies of the Future

Following on from what we talked about in Shittywood.  Yet another terrible movie sequel is on the way.

I didn't think it would be possible for someone to think it would be a good idea to make a sequel to Ghost Rider but apparently someone had the bright idea a few months back and now we have a trailer for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence.  Terrible title and terrible trailer.  The effects look even worse than the original.

I really don't know how Nicolas Cage continues to be employed.  What happened to the guy that won an Oscar back in 95?  I think it's safe to say that he just went after the money.

Q: I think it's safe to say he didn't deserve the Oscar. Boom. I doubt we could find even one person in the entire universe who wanted a sequel to this movie. Not even if there was a planet full of ghosts riding motorbikes. 

Also, having 2 directors on a movie is just about a sure thing that it'll be turdalicious.

Other shit movies to not take note of are Battleships! (loosely based on the Hasbro game) and Johnny English Reborn (they are probably hoping that no one remembers the first one).

1 comment:

  1. Ha,
    I was actually just discussing this and Johnny English with someone the other day, and we said basically the same thing.

    Great post. I've read over a few of these, and I really like your blog.